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ive been thinking about this video for the past 3 days nonstop
2 days later and I am officially attracted to Steve Buscemi in Fargo
Booty shorts that say “And Emily I saw you last night by the river, I dreamed you were skipping little stones across the surface of the water, frowning at the angle where they were lost and slipped under forever, in a mud-cloud mica-spangled, like the sky’d been breathing on a mirror” on the ass
bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja
good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris
bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit
good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines
true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation











